Top 10: Things The Behemoth Wouldn’t Do
[Okay, it’s actually “Top 10: Things Steve McQueen Wouldn’t Do”. I’m not nearly as bad arse as McQueen, but I wouldn’t do any of those things either.]
The media is filled with metrosexual celebrities, like baseball players who look like they’ve spent an hour in the stylist’s chair before games and actors who whine about the lack of vegan food options at the craft foods table. The biggest rock band for teens today, the Jonas Brothers, take pride in their virginity. Who is left for young men to look up to? Out of fear that the next generation of celebrities will be even more effeminate, inevitably influencing the populace to follow suit, we’re going to look back at one of the manliest role models the 20th century knew, Steve McQueen. If he were alive today, he’d be smoking an unfiltered cigarette, drinking a cold brewski and shaking his head at the state of things. Here’s a top 10 list of things Steve McQueen wouldn’t do.